Our Story
Novelties for the Unique Geek
Holyxseis is the passion project of Sarah and Blake Jones — two lifelong nerds who enjoy everything from table-top roleplaying games to anime, trading card games, and more! We love finding and making Novelties for the Unique Geek and constantly find new ways to get down and nerdy.


Our Humble Origin
Chosen as a first name for a long-ago created gnomish bard, Holyxseis became the basis for Sarah Jones to exercise her creative skills combined with her love of all things nerdy. Starting in 2018, original Holyxseis products include digital downloads of D&D roll charts and shop lists. The brand expanded to shot glasses and car decals, then finally began curating collections of geeky things that just can't be made out of a home office.
Blake joined Sarah on the journey in 2022, and after a short period of time in which the couple married, bought a home, and settled in their 2 children, Holyxseis hit the ground running again in 2025.
Our Journey Today and Beyond
Today you'll find Holyxseis at nerdy conventions and local events like car shows, holiday markets, and more. You can also shop us online right here, and follow us on Facebook or Instagram to see where we'll be next or what we're bringing to join our nerdy product line-up.
We have big dreams for the future, and can't wait to share them with every geek we meet!



Holyxseis Has Wares — Shop Us at Shows!
From our signature Ability Modifier Shot Glasses to curated goodies from your favorite TV shows, books, lore, and more, there's something for every nerd at Holyxseis event booths!
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